lunedì 20 agosto 2007

It's the little things...



You know what really pisses me off? Okay, so I'm watching "Event Horizon" for the hundreth time, marveling in Jason's ultimate greatness, and for the hundreth time, questions come to mind.1. What's the big huge scar running down D.J.'s chest?I mean, that thing is MASSIVE. You can see it twice--a little bit when he first shows up and gives Weir the shot, and then really well when Weir throws him on the exam table and proceeds to slice and dice him. Why put that detail in if you're NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN IT!?! DAMN YOU, PAUL ANDERSON!2. Why does he suddenly go psycho and then is fine the next minute?So, one minute he's fine, then the next he's holding a scalpel to Smith's throat and whispering all scary like in his ear, then the next minute, he's fine again and Miller's all "You okay?" WHAT THE FUCK? Oh, no big deal, folks. Our trauma guy just has these episodes where he flips out and tries to kill one of us.3. How did he and Miller meet?D.J. makes the comment to Miller "I've known you a long time..." Where did they meet? When? What the hell, man?4. Why is he always so FUCKING grouchy?He's a Gloomy Gus all right, but it's sort of cute.And maybe I'm just reading too much into it, but he and Smith seem to have an...odd relationship. Heh heh.Alas...my questions will forever go unanswered.

2 commenti:

senesmissyahoocom ha detto...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I WONDER THE SAME FUCKING THING TOO!!! I have a feeling DJ's backstory got chopped in favor of more scary actiony stuff, which pisses me off. Is there some deleted scenes thing on the DVD version? Is there a DVD for Event Horizon? Jason was really hot when he was being all psycho though. Mrowr.

bestbplan6173 ha detto...

Yeah, I think you're right. He must have had a back-story, but as usual, Jason gets the short end of the stick. Did you notice that in basically every movie that he has more than one line he gets killed? What's up with that? What do you bet J.K. Rowling decides to kill off Lucius just because Jason is playing him?But no, from what I hear, there aren't any deleted scenes on the DVD, which sucks ass. I've been searching like a mad woman to find out the answers to my questions, but alas, so far no answer. *sigh*Jason as psycho=very hotHowever...Jason as church burning, child killing soldier=very very hot and Jason as gay chain-smoking Irish mobster with unruly hair=supreme hotness.