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*bows to Twig and bestows many thanks* I've been searching for pictures of The Bow forever and now I have them! Icon madness shall follow. Not to mention The Fur Hat! Bonus! How Should Your Death Be Marked? brought to you by Quizilla

So they c...

So they cloned a baby. Today is my sister's birthday. Seventeen. That's insane. My baby sister is seventeen. Ugh. It makes me feel impossibly old. I bet my mom feels REALLY old. It's her birthday, and can I go see her? NOOOOOOOOOOOO. I have to work. Oh, how I would love to call into work today. But that would be evil of me, and besides, I need the money.The only good thing about going to work is after-x-mas clearance! WOOO HOOO! I got a canister set yesterday and two huge pine candles. Today, I'm getting an electric can opener, "glowing tiers" candle/fountain set, and some Oreos. Yes, OREOS! WHITE FUDGE COVERED OREOS! LIFE IS GOOD!I faced one of my childhood fears last night and watched a Freddy Krueger movie. Ugh. I'm still scared out of my wits by him, but it wasn't so bad. He didn't show up as much as I thought he would. His run still scares me though. *shudder*I don't have much else to say.I'm big and longI fancy Elves.The only one that will ever look good in tights. Oh yea.Which culture from Middle-Earth do you fancy?By Hannah and Dani Where Did Your Soul Originate? brought to you by Quizilla Which Ultimate Beautiful Woman are You? brought to you by Quizilla What Lord of the Rings Male and Mood Do You Desire? brought to you by Quizilla which eye are you? brought to you by Quizilla The Ultimate *Which Harry Potter Character are You?* Quiz brought to you by Quizilla Which member of the Fellowship (LotR)'s Ass would you like to kick? brought to you by Quizilla

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I could probably say this was the shittiest x-mas ever, but that's probably going overboard. It could have been a lot worse, but it was pretty rancid. Presents were just as pathetic as Mom kept saying, but that's so not what is important to me. It was just the fact that I could remember years before coming downstairs and seeing our tree absolutely surrounded and it just made me happy to know that we COULD afford things. Or rather, we couldn't, but Mom managed somehow. *sigh*I did get what I wanted though, and I kept telling Mom the best present is that she's alive. Two x-mases ago, it wasn't a certainty that she would be. It was great to be with Ash all day too. I got the LOTR Extended version, the new Disturbed CD, a calendar, razor blades, "The Patriot" on VHS, and a candle. The candle was sort of like, "uhhhhh..." but I love them so who cares. Ash was so excited because she got me a LOTR poster, and I love it.Went to Mamaw's and saw the family. Dad actually showed up, albeit an hour late, and he was sick. But he gave me a shell necklace, 45 bucks, and some Pez, plus a letter saying how he was sorry he's been a shitty dad and how he wants to have a relationship now. I'm not sure how to react to that. When I have time to actually think about it, it might sound all right. At the present time, however, it sounds like a bunch of bullshit.Now I'm home and I'm more sad than ever, but it's all right. I'll be all right. I always am.Plus, I got enough money to get "Dangerous Lady" and to buy Ash the Revo Styler for her birthday. She'll be 17 on Friday. That's just insane to me.Off to order mucho Jason goodness.

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I think the highlight of Raw last night was this..."We are all hungry hippos and the marbles represent obstacles that block our Ch'i."RVD SAID CH'I! That rocked my work.Happy holidays or whatnot to everyone. Today was a murderous day at work, but what was I expecting?I have no time for much. The family is beckoning. What swear word are you? brought to you by Quizilla

Am I psycho?

The other night while I was suffering from the worst of the stomach virus, I had this dream/hallucination that I was involved in something called The Grub Wars. My shoulder was hurt for some reason, and I was fighting in a battle, but other than that, I can't remember anything.So I thought, hey, maybe I'm insane. Then I looked up Grub Wars on line and it turns out that The Grub Wars are part of a space game called Silent Death that I had no prior knowledge of.I'm crazy. I know it.On the upside, it did give me an idea for a story that has now become a book idea. WOOO!

Could today have been more vomitous?

The answer, my friends and rivals, is no.X-mas makes people insane, I'm sure of it. The customers of CVS are already annoying fucktards, but I think the holidays make them even more so. Why the hell do people wait until the last fucking minute to buy wrapping paper, bows, and tape? WHY!?! I swear, it's days like the one that I had today that make me want to blow up CVS and go on the news and tell everyone that yes, I did it, and no, I'm not sorry. I think when they find me huddled in a corner surrounded by dead bodies muttering "CVS...Do you have your ExtraCare card? CVS...CVS..." they will realize they have pushed me too far.*sigh* Center yourself, Brooke. It's really not that bad. At least you have a job, right?Me, Leish, and Billy have been playing the shit out of "Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance". It's one fun ass game. "Mortal Kombat" has been an obsession of mine for years and years, and this is the culmination of it all. Wooooooo hooooooooooo.Now I am tired.

*SCREAMS AND DIES*

From gloomygus.org</i>"Resident Evil 2: Nemesis will see the return of the dogs and the Licker from the first film along with 2 new creatures from the games, Milla Jovovich's Alice character will meet Jill Valentine (marrying up the world of the movie with the world/characters of the games), the film will take place over one night in Raccoon City and will be "very Omega Man"; Anderson said he'd be interested to see the response from film certification boards to the violence in the sequel being above ground and set in the real world as opposed to the violence in the original being in an underground fanatsy environment, to which censors in some countries were quite lenient. A role for Jason Isaacs has been written into the RE2 script with another "great death scene" following demises in previous Anderson films Event Horizon and Soldier." In August of 2001, in an interview that appears on Ain't It Cool News, Paul Anderson jokes that he is going to bring his friend Jason Isaacs in for some re-shoots of the film so that he can kill him off in a grizzly way. Mr. Isaacs has a brief appearance as one of the doctors in the film as well as provides the narration.</i>DOES IT NEVER END!?!?! Why do they kill him off? WHYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!Doesn't matter though. My favorite actor in the sequel to the movie of my favorite video game? What more could I want? And what the FUCK is going to kill him? Cleaner? Nemesis? Tyrant? WHO CARES! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!