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I think the highlight of Raw last night was this..."We are all hungry hippos and the marbles represent obstacles that block our Ch'i."RVD SAID CH'I! That rocked my work.Happy holidays or whatnot to everyone. Today was a murderous day at work, but what was I expecting?I have no time for much. The family is beckoning. What swear word are you? brought to you by Quizilla

Am I psycho?

The other night while I was suffering from the worst of the stomach virus, I had this dream/hallucination that I was involved in something called The Grub Wars. My shoulder was hurt for some reason, and I was fighting in a battle, but other than that, I can't remember anything.So I thought, hey, maybe I'm insane. Then I looked up Grub Wars on line and it turns out that The Grub Wars are part of a space game called Silent Death that I had no prior knowledge of.I'm crazy. I know it.On the upside, it did give me an idea for a story that has now become a book idea. WOOO!

Could today have been more vomitous?

The answer, my friends and rivals, is no.X-mas makes people insane, I'm sure of it. The customers of CVS are already annoying fucktards, but I think the holidays make them even more so. Why the hell do people wait until the last fucking minute to buy wrapping paper, bows, and tape? WHY!?! I swear, it's days like the one that I had today that make me want to blow up CVS and go on the news and tell everyone that yes, I did it, and no, I'm not sorry. I think when they find me huddled in a corner surrounded by dead bodies muttering "CVS...Do you have your ExtraCare card? CVS...CVS..." they will realize they have pushed me too far.*sigh* Center yourself, Brooke. It's really not that bad. At least you have a job, right?Me, Leish, and Billy have been playing the shit out of "Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance". It's one fun ass game. "Mortal Kombat" has been an obsession of mine for years and years, and this is the culmination of it all. Wooooooo hooooooooooo.Now I am tired.

*SCREAMS AND DIES*

From gloomygus.org</i>"Resident Evil 2: Nemesis will see the return of the dogs and the Licker from the first film along with 2 new creatures from the games, Milla Jovovich's Alice character will meet Jill Valentine (marrying up the world of the movie with the world/characters of the games), the film will take place over one night in Raccoon City and will be "very Omega Man"; Anderson said he'd be interested to see the response from film certification boards to the violence in the sequel being above ground and set in the real world as opposed to the violence in the original being in an underground fanatsy environment, to which censors in some countries were quite lenient. A role for Jason Isaacs has been written into the RE2 script with another "great death scene" following demises in previous Anderson films Event Horizon and Soldier." In August of 2001, in an interview that appears on Ain't It Cool News, Paul Anderson jokes that he is going to bring his friend Jason Isaacs in for some re-shoots of the film so that he can kill him off in a grizzly way. Mr. Isaacs has a brief appearance as one of the doctors in the film as well as provides the narration.</i>DOES IT NEVER END!?!?! Why do they kill him off? WHYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!Doesn't matter though. My favorite actor in the sequel to the movie of my favorite video game? What more could I want? And what the FUCK is going to kill him? Cleaner? Nemesis? Tyrant? WHO CARES! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

It's the little things...

You know what really pisses me off? Okay, so I'm watching "Event Horizon" for the hundreth time, marveling in Jason's ultimate greatness, and for the hundreth time, questions come to mind.1. What's the big huge scar running down D.J.'s chest?I mean, that thing is MASSIVE. You can see it twice--a little bit when he first shows up and gives Weir the shot, and then really well when Weir throws him on the exam table and proceeds to slice and dice him. Why put that detail in if you're NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN IT!?! DAMN YOU, PAUL ANDERSON!2. Why does he suddenly go psycho and then is fine the next minute?So, one minute he's fine, then the next he's holding a scalpel to Smith's throat and whispering all scary like in his ear, then the next minute, he's fine again and Miller's all "You okay?" WHAT THE FUCK? Oh, no big deal, folks. Our trauma guy just has these episodes where he flips out and tries to kill one of us.3. How did he and Miller meet?D.J. makes the comment to Miller "I've known you a long time..." Where did they meet? When? What the hell, man?4. Why is he always so FUCKING grouchy?He's a Gloomy Gus all right, but it's sort of cute.And maybe I'm just reading too much into it, but he and Smith seem to have an...odd relationship. Heh heh.Alas...my questions will forever go unanswered.

Ohhhhhh soooooo sick...

The stomach virus attacked me and showed no mercy. Me and Leish went home to visit Mom, and we were watching that Ya-Ya movie and looking at pictures and all the sudden, I threw up everywhere. What followed was a night filled with every bodily function imaginable. Not good. Not good at all.Mom called in for me today. John was soooooooo mad, but if I had gone, I would have been useless. I still feel like shit, so I will now retire to watch "Even Horizon" and "The Patriot" one last time before I have to take them back. Oh, Jason...make me feel better.Oh, went and Saw Two Towers the other night. Good stuff. Lots o' yummy Legolas, and OMG how in love with Aragorn is he? It was even more blatantly obvious. Good movie though. Not worth three hours if you ask me, but very good.Good night. I hope I don't throw up anymore.

If you love Jason Isaacs as much as I do...

which probably isn't possible, then you must cheat, steal, lie, and kill to somehow see "Dangerous Lady". This is the ultimate Jason movie...Irish/Brittish mobster guy who is gay and kicks everybody's ass. What more could you want? I must find 36 bucks so I can order it from amazon.com.I felt that I needed to share that before I went to bed.